{"product_id":"i-have-a-condition-prevents-dieting-dish-towel-sassy-talkin","title":"Sassy Girl I Have a Condition That Prevents Me From Dieting Dish Towel","description":"\u003ch2\u003eIt's a Medical Thing. Look It Up.\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"I have a condition that prevents me from sticking to a diet. I'm Hungry.\" This \u003cstrong\u003efunny diet dish towel\u003c\/strong\u003e from Sassy Talkin is the diagnosis every food lover has been waiting for — and the perfect excuse to skip the salad. Relatable, hilarious, and 100% medically unverified, it belongs in every kitchen that takes food seriously.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDesigned and pressed in \u003cstrong\u003eLouisiana, USA\u003c\/strong\u003e, this 20\"x20\" white dish towel is soft, machine washable, and guaranteed to get a laugh from anyone who reads it. Gift it to your foodie friend, your sister who loves to snack, or honestly just yourself — you deserve it.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSize: 20\" x 20\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMaterial: 100% polyester\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCare: Machine washable\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesigned \u0026amp; pressed in Louisiana, USA\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSKU: 743028\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003ePerfect For\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🍕 Foodies, snack lovers \u0026amp; anti-dieters\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🎁 Birthday \u0026amp; best friend gifts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🎁 Hostess \u0026amp; housewarming gifts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🎄 White elephant \u0026amp; Christmas gifts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e👩‍🍳 Anyone who believes hunger is a valid medical condition\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eA Little Miss Muffin favorite — because life is too short to pretend you don't want seconds.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Sassy Talkin","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48714222141668,"sku":"743028","price":14.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0747\/0889\/files\/IMG_4920.png?v=1777579427","url":"https:\/\/shoplittlemissmuffigoods.com\/products\/i-have-a-condition-prevents-dieting-dish-towel-sassy-talkin","provider":"Little Miss Muffin Children \u0026 Home","version":"1.0","type":"link"}